Enemies Jokes

Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
“Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.”
Oscar Wilde
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
Why do trees make the worst enemies?
Because they are the best at throwing shade.
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