Encounter

Now That's Crossing the Line
Now That's Crossing the Line Three divorced men meet up and talk over beer. "You know, I'm not really enjoying this whole divorced thing." Says Bill, sighing. "Me too," says Sam, "I was sure I'd be sowing my wild oats by now! But I've had no wild adventures to speak of." "I hear ya," says Jeremy, "I haven't had one exciting encounter. Even the women I do sleep with never offer anything new or exciting." "Sounds like we all have the same problem," says Bill. "What do you say we find a brothel and make ALL of our fantasies come true?" The three, now quite inebriated, all think this is an excellent idea, and follow Bill to the nearest brothel. When they get there, Bill goes to the madam and tell her they'd all like to do something special and naughty. She gives him a smile and a wink and all three are led by beautiful women away. An hour later, Bill and Sam meet up in the lobby, both smirking. "Wow," says Sam, "I just the time of my life! That wasn't bad at all!" "You have no idea," grins Bill, "She catered to my every fantasy!" Suddenly, they both hear a woman scream. "No... NO!! Anything but THAT!" Rushing to see what the matter is, they find Jeremy getting dressed while his 'lady of the night' is screaming at him. "Woah!" Says Bill, "What did you ask her to DO, you sick bastard?" "I just asked if I could pay with discover."