Creating Jokes

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners? So men can understand them. Why did God create man before woman? Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.
What did God say after creating man? I can do so much better.
What did God say after creating man? I must be able to do better than that.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
โ€œRemember that creating a successful marriage is like farming: you have to start over again every morning.โ€ โ€”H. Jackson Brown, Jr
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