Compete Jokes

What do you call a married couple who compete in the marathon side-by-side?
Running mates.
I applied to be a sperm donor recently and the nurse asked me if I could masturbate in the cup.
I told her I’ve done it a few times before but I don’t know if I’m ready to compete in a tournament.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs
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