Certificate Jokes

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
You know you’re a true 90s kid when you look at your birth certificate and it says that you were born between 1990 and 1999.
Baby, your birth certificate is really just an apology from the condom factory.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
I finally framed my certificate for being able to shoot my sperm 15m,
And I can’t believe how far I’ve come.
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