Certificate

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
I finally framed my certificate for being able to shoot my sperm 15m,
And I can’t believe how far I’ve come.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
You know you’re a true 90s kid when you look at your birth certificate and it says that you were born between 1990 and 1999.