Bullet Jokes

What do you call a bullet proof Irishman?
Rick O'Shea.
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
This morning Chuck Norris was shot.
Check the news, The bullet is in critical condition
What leaves a bigger hole in your heart than breaking up with your girlfriend?
A bullet.
A sad bullet comes home to his family.
"Honey you look terrible!" Exclaims his wife. "What happened?"
"I got fired."
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