Bruce Jokes

"Parenthood is a lot easier to get into then out of." – Bruce Lansky
Why does Bruce Wayne have such fabulous hair?
He uses conditioner Gordon.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bruce
Bruce who?
I Bruce easily, don't hit me!
Bruce Lee had a vegan brother,Broco Lee.
What do Bruce Lee and the Donkey from Shrek have in common?
They have both entered the dragon.
Why did Bruce Willis die with a smile on his face?
Because he died hard.
When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris gets mad, run.
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