Boards Jokes

How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
When the History teachers wanted to help out students who were failing the subject privately, they put up a poster on the school bulletin boards that said, "Need Tudoring?"
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What was Julius Caesar's answer when the flooring installer asked what he wanted to do with the old floor boards?
Carpet dem.
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