Blues Jokes

Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
Why do blues musicians tour the most in the summer? So they can visit all their kids.
What do you call a boy and girl playing blues music? The battle of the saxes.
What do you call a cow that plays the saxophone? A blues moo-sician.
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
They got no soul.
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