Attempted Jokes

I started carrying a knife after an attempted mugging.
Since then, my muggings have been far more successful.
I canโ€™t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didnโ€™t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
Surviving an attempted murder on April 1st.
Is just gods way of saying "April Fools"
What do you call two crows on a branch? Attempted murder.
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