Appreciated

For my birthday, my friends gave me a bunch of dirt and sand.
I appreciated the sediment.
For my girlfriend's birthday I got her a dwarfish clown who told jokes...
It wasn't a great gift, but she appreciated the jester.
For my birthday, my friends gave me a bunch of dirt and sand.
I appreciated the sediment.
For my girlfriend's birthday I got her a dwarfish clown who told jokes...
It wasn't a great gift, but she appreciated the jester.