Anal Jokes

My neighbour didn't like it when I told him off about hoarding toilet paper
To be honest, I think he was being very anal about it.
The Risks of Anal A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal se*, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea  'Do you enjoy it?' The doctor asked.  'Actually, yes, I do.'  'Does it hurt you?' he asked.  'No. I rather like it.'  'Well, then,' the doctor continued, 'there's no reason that you shouldn't practice butt se*, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.'  The woman was mystified. 'What? You can get pregnant from anal se*?'  'Of course,' the doctor replied. 'Where do you think politicians come from?"
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I only do anal,
I thought you knew.
What is the difference between anal se* and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
What is the difference between oral and anal se*? Oral se* makes your day and Anal se* makes your whole weak.
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