Adding Jokes

Grandmother is making the dressing, and is adding several cans of Chicken Broth.

Dad: "You know where you can get that broth in bulk?"

Grandmother: "Where?"

Dad: "The stock market."

He was promptly kicked out of the kitchen.
It doesn’t help that my doctor keeps making fun of my broken leg. He’s just adding insult to injury.
Apparently adding a fireplace to your home is the hot new trend...
...and chimney installations are through the roof!
What the Poland man did, after adding German mugs to his collection?
He polished them.
My friend accidentally got salt in his papercut.
Talk about adding insalt to injury.
What did the cloud say to the rainbow? Thank you for adding color to my day.
My friend claims he works in a soap factory, adding a key ingredient to the process...
He's a lye-er.
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