We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
How did explorers hide their treasures in the medieval ages? By dragon them to a safe location.
What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer?
I Scream Cake.
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
The government is planning to ban articles about ironing appliances in the newspaper.
The freedom of press is no more.
"I asked my dad once, ‘How did you and Mum stay married for 33 years?’ And he said, ‘Well, we never wanted to get divorced at the same time.'"
- Gwyneth Paltrow
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Let's do lunge together
My friend had put some beans in the coffee grinder
After a few seconds I told him to stop. That's fine.
“I’m taking 4 kids ages 6 and under on a 9-hour road trip. We’ve already had 2 major tantrums. We haven’t even left yet. Avenge my death.”
— James Breakwell
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
Charles Wadsworth
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
It's Taco Night, so on my way home, I grabbed a bag of shredded cheese at the store, queso we needed some more.
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You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Why did the girl put lipstick on her forehead?
She needed to makeup her mind!
When I was a student, I was worried that my housemates would be annoyed if I ran off with some of their kitchen utemsils. But that was a whisk I was willing to take.
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
Last Thanksgiving, I cut my hand with the carving knife so my idiot brother-in-law grabs my bloody wound and starts twisting it. I screamed, “Ouch! What are you doing!!”
He said, “I’m applying a turn-a-cut.”
How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
Why don’t Alpacas like singing with background music?
They prefer to sing alpacapella.
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
"I live in a mad house run by a tiny army that I made myself." — Anonymous
Is There A Ring Of Debris Around Uranus?
What does a monkey wear while cooking?
An ape-ron.
“Old people shouldn’t eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.” – Robert Orben
There was an Old Person of Burton,
Whose answers were rather uncertain;
When they said, 'How d'ye do?'
He replied, 'Who are you?'
That distressing Old Person of Burton.
When do mummies eat breakfast?
Once they catch you.
Why don't you want to sleep in the sheep pen?
It would be total bedlam!!
When I was in school I got a B in biology, a C in chemistry.
And an F in Physics.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
What does a heartbroken zombie say?
- I just want zombodie to love.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein
What do you call a knight made entirely out of china?
Sir Ramic.
I'm thinking about buying a weighted blanket.
This is a most heavy decision.
Well I can’t Eli to you, you’re pretty cute
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
I saw my neighbor, slumped over his lawnmower, crying his eyes out.
I think he’s going through a rough patch.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
Why can’t skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Be careful what you say about those plates in the cabinet.
They're stacked.
Why is it cheap to feed polar bears?
Because they live on ice only.
I got arrested because I left my car at the bar and took the bus home.
It turned out I was in no condition to drive that either.
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