Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
An angry fruit yells at traffic in front of them
“Mango!”
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
We've reached the point of snow return.
Your love will always be up to par.
“Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.” - Steven Wright
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“Hiking—much like drinking—is something that sounds more fun to the uninitiated than it actually is.” – Mindy McGinnis
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? "Where's Popcorn?"
Why did the gorilla cross the road? He had to take care of some monkey business.
Condoms are like ear muffs.
They prevent a lot of noise.
Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him
So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
It’s so hot fire ants are really on fire.
What group of people always had the highest cell phone bills?
The Romans.
My friend dragged me to a lecture about lamps. I though it would be boring but...
It was very illuminating.
What do you call a t-shirt with cut off arms?
An amputee.
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
Why was the meat packer arrested? For bringing home the bacon.
Why are 40 romans funny?
Because they are XD.
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again."
— George Miller
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
What did the daddy chimney say to the baby chimney? You are to little to smoke!
What do you say when your horse proposes to your other horse?
Call the marrier!
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
Why do ice cream cones make such good journalists?
They always get a scoop.
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
“I just wanna kick it in the woods with my birches.”
Knock Knock Who's there?
Pecan!
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?
Norman Rock Wells.
I thought love had it in for me,
it didn’t treat me nice.
It kicked my butt and ran me down
and crushed me in its vice.
Love would do me in, I knew.
What saved me from that fate?
You came into my life, of course,
and now love treats me great!
(Susanna Rose)
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
Two antennas got married – the wedding was lousy, but the reception was outstanding.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots...
Would they be called cellfies?
What do you call a dog’s back teeth?
Canine canines.
"Private! I didn't see you at camouflage practice today!"
"Thank you sir!"
What kind of car does an electrician drive? A Volts-wagon.”
What happens to romantic trees on Valentine’s Day? They get all sappy.
How did the grizzly walk in the snow?
Bear footed.
What did Darth Vader tell the geologist?
May the quartz be with you!
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
My dad was the top clown at the circus, but unfortunately he passed away.
I guess I have some pretty big shoes to fill.
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
If there was a material made of milk which could store electricity...
...it would be called buttery.
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