Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya guess who is it?
"Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due." ~Author Unknown
Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom’s wise words: “Don’t pick that up, you don’t know where it’s been.”
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
I wasn’t sure if I ordered enough tacos from Taco Bell.
So I got a just in quesadilla.
Why did the dairy farmer go on a diet? She wanted to cheddar a few pounds!
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!
“Hello, Monday! May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
When my doc said that my kitchenware diet was bad for my bowels, I crapped my pans.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
Today was a terrible day. First my ex got hit by a bus.
Then I lost my job as a driver.
When I first started playing chess, I thought the castle could move diagonally.
Classic rook-y mistake.
“Did you nap after eating the Thanksgiving meal? Or did you pass out like you were shot by a tranquilizer gun?” — Jim Gaffigan
What do you call a self-obsessed egg?
An eggomaniac.
“Anyone who has time for drama is not gardening enough”
— Anonymous
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What kind of flowers bloom on your face? Tulips!
France gave perfumes to countries it dominated in the past...
That was classic Colognialism.
I don't use shampoo when I wash my hair.
I'm a man - I use real poo.
Love me till ice cream.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Why are geologists so good in school?
They take nothing for granite.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Hey, can I borrow your water filter? Cause you’ve got me thinking impure thoughts.
Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table?
She was hogging all the food!
Why can't the zombie get a job?
They all want someone more lively.
What did the phone say to begin the race?
On your marks, handset, go!
“‘Snow in April is abominable,’ said Anne. ‘Like a slap in the face when you expected a kiss.’” — L.M. Montgomery
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
What do horses use to eat?
Breastplates.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
“Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
Football is one habit I will never kick.
Pink is the early bird of the rainbow colors, it's always the first to rose and shine.
What is a zombie that speaks two languages?
Zombilingual.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Why couldn't the alpha helix say the alphabet?
Because it broke up every time it got to L-amino P.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Is a cowboy with his foot across the Canadian border in Canada?
Just aboot.
My kid’s toy submarine was having trouble staying under water...
I hope this will not surface again
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
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