What do you call it when there are two nuns in a drum circle?
a conundrum
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
Egg puns are the most egg-citing.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
Rabbits are trying to eat away my old Toyota!
Mechanic said it could be car rot.
A monster terrorized a village.
He kept doing it ogre and ogre again...
What happens when a neurotransmitter falls in love with a receptor?
You get a binding relationship.
How can a camel walk the desert without getting hungry? Because of all the sandwhiches there.
Why couldn't the squirrel eat the macadamia nut?
It was one tough nut to crack.
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
Wife told me that our juicer draws a lot of power.
I explained to her that it takes lot of juice to juice the juicer.
"Before I speak, I have something important to say."
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
The incredible Wizard of Oz,
Retired from his business becoz.
Due to up-to-date science,
To most of his clients,
He wasn't the Wizard he woz.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
his morning my son said his ear hurt and I asked : on the inside or outside?
So he walks out the front door, comes back in and says "Both."
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
What do you call an onion that is very valuable to jewelers? You call it a pearl onion.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
When I don't have time to iron a shirt, I just steel one.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
I'm going to need to exorcise a lot after all this Halloween candy.
The difference between popcorn and pea soup, is that you can pop corn, but you can't pea soup.
Someone who eats bananas must like them a whole bunch.
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
What do you call bacon with salt on it?
Salt and Peppa.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
Get in the van.
Teacher: "If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?"
Little Johnny: "Big hands!"
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
Did you hear the joke about the roof? I doubt you’d get it. It’s over your head.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What do you call a flying elephant?
A jumbo jet.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
How did the horse know the others were gossiping about him?
He herd.
What does a well-educated owl say?
Whom.
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook?
An arm and a leg!
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
“A hen is just an egg’s way of making another egg.”
- Weird Science.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
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