"How do you shoot a killer bee?" "With a bee bee gun."
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!
What do you call a book that's about the brain? A mind reader.
What Do You Call A Bear With No Teeth? A Gummy Bear
Where do snowmen keep their money? In snow banks.
What did Delaware? a New Jersey
Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab? The scientists were brainstorming!
Why did the log fall into a creek? Because that's how it ROLLS!
What do you get when you plant kisses? Tu-lips (two-lips)
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice krispies.
Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships
Did you hear the score in the game between the ocean and the beach? It’s tide.
Why does a hummingbird hum? It doesn't know the words!
Did you hear about the hungry clock? It went back four seconds.
I went to the doctor with hearing problems. He said, "Can you describe the symptoms?"
I said, “Homer’s the big dude and Marge has blue hair...”
Why doesn't iron form a good bond with other metals?
Because it has rust issues!
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
They’re too cheesy.
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it’s over your head.
What do you call a Bee who is having a bad hair day? A Frisbee.
What did the hamburger name his daughter? Patty!
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentacles.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? "Where's Popcorn?"
What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Crispies!
What did the alien say to the garden? Take me to your weeder.
Did you hear the joke about the germ? Never mind. I don't want to spread it around
Q: What is a dentist's favorite animal?
A: A molar bear!
What streets do ghosts haunt? Dead ends!
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You rocket.
What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
How many books can you put in an empty backpack? One! After that its not empty!
What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? A. Milk and quackers!
What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An abdominal snowman.
What do you call a bear with no socks on? Bare-foot.
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
He was a little Thor.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
What vehicle has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
Q: What did the dentist get for an award?
A: A little plaque
Why did the balloon burst? Because is saw a lolly pop.
Where did the computer go to dance? To a disc-o.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha
What's the first thing elves learn in school?
The "elf"-abet!
Did you hear about the sick juggler? They say he couldnt stop throwing up!
What pet makes the loudest noise? A trum-pet!
How do you repair a broken tomato? Tomato Paste!
What the difference between you and a calendar? a calendar has dates.
What did the father say whilst teaching his kid to tie his shoelaces?
Knot bad
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him!
What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear