Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school? Because they're all in High School!
What exam do young witches have to pass? A spell-ing test!
Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: He was feeling really crumbie!
What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
Why did the two 4's skip lunch? They already 8 (ate).
What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? A. Milk and quackers!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no-body to go with.
Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica? It's dread-full.
What did the painter say to the wall? One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!
What does one volcano say to the other?
I lava you!
How do you know when a bike is thinking?
You can see its wheels turning.
What do you call a horse that can't lose a race? Sherbet
What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? Every morning you'll rise and shine!
Why did the balloon burst? Because is saw a lolly pop.
What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers? the Telephone.
Did you hear about the carrot detective? He got to the root of every case.
What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
Long time, no sea.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware? Idaho... Alaska!
Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Annie
Annie Who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better.
Why did the boy eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Q: Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
A: He was feeling all stuffed up!
Did you know vampires aren’t real?
Unless you Count Dracula.
What do you call a magician on a plane? A flying sorcerer!
What goes up and down but doesn't move? The temperature!
Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep? So he could have sweet dreams. What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.
Which is the longest word in the dictionary? "Smiles", because there is a mile between each "s"!
Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized? Reports say it was due to too many strokes.
What bow can't be tied? A rainbow!
Did you hear about the sick juggler? They say he couldnt stop throwing up!
What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and wooden engine? it wooden go!
Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs? Because the cow has the utter.
Why do birds fly south for the winter? Its easier than walking!
What did Bacon say to Tomato? Lettuce get together!
Did you hear about the angry pancake? He just flipped.
Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue.
What is considered the tallest building in the world?
The library, because it has so many stories.
Where does bad light go? PRISM!
What is the difference between a school teacher and a train? The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew".
Why did the computer break up with the internet? There was no "Connection".
Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress? They got married in the spring.
Q: What does a dentist do during an earthquake?
A: She braces herself!
Why did the barber win the race? Because he took a short cut.
What caused the airline to go bankrupt? Runway inflation.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear
What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry? Urgent Tina
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