There once was a man from Nantucket with a d**k so long he could suck it he said with a grin as he licked off his chin "if my ear was a c**t I would f**k it."
There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all of his cash in a bucket, But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
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