Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
What do you get when a raven flies into a group of 18 crows?
Corvid-19.
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing but this is as close as I could get.
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
If Corona virus is just a beer virus..
Then it’s just a yeast infection!
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.