They found a plant that cures COVID-19!
It’s called plant yourself on the couch.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
Why did the vampire get a COVID test?
Because he was COFFIN.
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
Me: I'll have a Corona please.
Waiter: *Cough*
Me: Thank you.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
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