I am a mean green machine.
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
Dad jokes are like Corona.
Everybody gets It but not everyone can laugh about It.
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.
I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.
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