Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless.
Why are people buying so much toilet paper because of the corona virus?
Because when one person sneezes, 100 people shit themselves.
They found a plant that cures COVID-19!
It’s called plant yourself on the couch.
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
Just saw a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
“Working from home.”
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend.
None of you are invited.
With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish anything by lying in bed all day.
But look at me now, I'm saving the world.
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
Nice pumpkins!
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