I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
My teen daughter was sent home from school for covid exposure.....
She’s now my quaranteen.
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless.
Who is running the corona virus relief?
WHO??
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
John Travolta has been diagnosed with the Corona Virus.
He had chills that were multiplying.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
What does a person with Covid like to drink?
Coughy.
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.
Nice pumpkins!
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.