Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
Why did the vampire get a COVID test?
Because he was COFFIN.
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless.
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
Why are people buying so much toilet paper because of the corona virus?
Because when one person sneezes, 100 people shit themselves.
What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
John Travolta has been diagnosed with the Corona Virus.
He had chills that were multiplying.
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
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