While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
Just saw a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
“Working from home.”
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing but this is as close as I could get.
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?
...it's pretty catchy.
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
My teen daughter was sent home from school for covid exposure.....
She’s now my quaranteen.
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
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