Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
My teen daughter was sent home from school for covid exposure.....
She’s now my quaranteen.
Why can't corona virus jokes go viral?
Because people are laughing into their elbows.
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing but this is as close as I could get.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
You know why women's eyes are so noticeable these days?
It's the mask era.
Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.