Me, to my wife: They said that the Covid vaccines are safe and has no side effects.
My wife: Who did?
Me: Yep.
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
You know what they say... Big Feet.
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation?
Mumbai.
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.
People with a cold - "I just want to stay in bed and do nothing, I feel terrible."
People with Corona Virus - "I feel terrible, I think I will go skiing in Austria, visit the Eiffel Tower and maybe do some white water rafting in Camino de Santiago."
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
They found a plant that cures COVID-19!
It’s called plant yourself on the couch.
I am a mean green machine.
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
Me: I'll have a Corona please.
Waiter: *Cough*
Me: Thank you.
Dad jokes are like Corona.
Everybody gets It but not everyone can laugh about It.
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
I was going to make a joke about losing your senses due to COVID.
But I decided it was poor taste.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Turns out my dad who’s a locksmith still has to go to work during lockdown.
He’s a key worker, you see.
There’s no trick in these pants.
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