With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
People with 20-20 vision..
Why you didn't warn us before??
There’s no trick in these pants.
Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?
...it's pretty catchy.
What quarantine really taught me?
That you don't really need fun to have alcohol.
Just saw a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
“Working from home.”
What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
Dad jokes are like Corona.
Everybody gets It but not everyone can laugh about It.
Who is running the corona virus relief?
WHO??
You know why women's eyes are so noticeable these days?
It's the mask era.
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
I wanna bob for your apples.
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
Why did the vampire get a COVID test?
Because he was COFFIN.
Why are people buying so much toilet paper because of the corona virus?
Because when one person sneezes, 100 people shit themselves.
Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.
Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.
I am a mean green machine.
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
Nice pumpkins!
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
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