Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their grandkids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his grandson's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The grandson said, "I don't think you should take one. They're very strong and very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "$20.00 a pill," he replied. "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money under the pillow. " Later the next morning, the grandson found $120 under his pillow. He called Grandpa and said, "I told you each pill was $20, not $120. "I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma!"

Two guys were at the golf course playing alone. One of them approaches the other and suggests they play together since they found themselves without partners to play against. The second guy immediately agrees and they start a round of golf. As they finished one hole and headed for the next, one of them realized he'd left his jacket back at the previous one. "Hang on a sec", he said to his new buddy, "I'll just run back and get it." As he approached the previous hole, he noticed two women about to tee off. Suddenly he stopped, turned around, and headed back toward where his buddy was waiting. "Holy Hell! That could have been awkward! That was my wife and mistress back there!" "Good Lord!" says his buddy, "That could have ended badly! No problem, I'll run back and get it for you." Like the first guy, he got half way to the previous tee, turned around, and headed back. Reaching his buddy he looked somewhat flustered and said "Small world isn't it?"