Knock knock jokes

These Knock-Knock Jokes Will Have You Giggling

Do you enjoy a good knock-knock joke? If you do, then you'll totally enjoy this collection of 15 them.

Joke Collection: 100 Knock Knock Jokes!

Knock knock jokes are some of my favorite, because you really have to be creative to make some of these! Here we bring you 100 of our best knock knock jokes for you to laugh over!

Let's Play: Can You Knock the Evil Creatures Off the Board?

Some evil one-eyed creatures are vying with you for control of the galaxy. Can you knock them all off the board before they knock you off themselves?

Joke: Haggling With the Dentist

One day, a woman walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.

Joke: What Time is It?

A man has to drive for a few days to get to his new house...

Joke: An Expert on Doctors

One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers.

Joke: The Professor and the Old Man

An old college professor goes back to his former campus and finds his office. He promptly knocks on the door...

Joke: How to Annoy Nelson Mandela

When Nelson Mandela gets a knock on his door from an angry Chinese deliveryman, he doesn't quite know what to do about it...

Joke: A Typical Day On the Farm...

A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door.

Joke: Two Roofers in a Fix

Two roofers are working on the roof of a barn when a slight mishap means that they knock the ladder over. Fortunately, there's another way down...

Joke: The Weight Loss Program

Always check the fine print...

Joke: Rabbi, Will You Help Us?

Two Jewish men knock on Rabbi Levi's door...

Joke: The Deaf Mute Golfer

A deaf mute steps up to tee off on the first hole of a golf course, when a large burly guy yells "Hey You!, Nobody tees off ahead of Big Ralph".

Great Joke: What's Your Secret, Old Man?

This joke begins with an old man and a younger woman getting married...

Joke: The Art of Discretion

Six retired Floridians play high stakes poker in the condo clubhouse.

Joke: It's Just a Mini...

You'll be surprised at what a mini can do...

Joke: The KGB Prank

This joke begins with 3 Russians in a hotel room...

These Short Jokes and One-Liners Are to Die For!

These one-liners and short jokes are just too funny.

Joke: The Mysterious Monks

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery...

This Joke is One of the Best: Forget Me Not...

Three sisters of age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath...

My Office Looks Just the Same... Oh Wait (Hilarious Joke)

An old college professor goes back to his former campus and finds his office. He promptly knocks on the door...

Joke: An Unexpected Invitation

Sam had been in the computer business for 25 years and was finally sick of the stress. He quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in Minnesota as far from humanity as possible. Sam saw the postman once a week and got groceries once a month.

Great Joke: The National Crisis Situation

This joke begins with a weary truck driver who just wants to get home...

Joke: The Sermon Notes

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor for help. The monsignor replied...

Have You Heard This Joke? Women vs. Men!

The men never saw the women coming...

Joke: This Truck Stop Is Absolutely Relentless!

A trucker is desperately trying to get some sleep, but he keeps being disturbed by joggers wanting to know the time. He soon comes up with a plan...

This Joke Starts With a Search For a Cannibalistic Tribe

A magazine reporter heads into the rainforest in search of a cannibalistic tribe. He'd soon find himself in hot water...

Joke: The Most Peculiar Nuns...

If this joke teaches anything, is that nuns can be a clever bunch indeed.

This Joke Starts With Door-to-door Research Being Done

A man is doing door-to-door research on behalf of a petroleum jelly manufacturer when he a very beautiful housewife opens up her front door for him...

Joke: The Sunday School Teacher

Going on a date with a Sunday school teacher doesn't sound too promising, but this one has surprises.

Funny Joke: The Good News and the Bad News...

This joke begins with a bad accident while duck hunting...

Joke: How to Prevent Pregnancy

A pretty blond woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong and it breaks down. Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse.

This Joke Starts With Some Annoying Early Morning Joggers

A trucker is desperately trying to get some sleep, but he keeps being disturbed by joggers wanting to know the time. He soon comes up with a plan...

Joke: I Didn't Know That Divine Intervention Happens

When a tradesman named Jack begins to pain the inside of a church, he didn't know know that divine intervention would occur...

Jokes You Can Only Wish For - Genie Humor!

Two Hilarious Genie Jokes!

Funny Joke: The Old Lady Has an Important Question...

This joke begins with a repenting old woman at a church...

Funny Joke: This Is How a Peaceful Marriage Works

Could this be the secret to a happy marriage? Hilarious!

This Trio of Mother-in-law Jokes Will Have You In Stitches

Who doesn't love a good mother-in-law joke? We certainly do here at BabaMail. That's why we've put a trio of hysterically funny jokes together for you.

Joke: When You're Old, You Can Play the Senility Card!

When an old couple discovers a bag full of cash on their 50th wedding anniversary, they begin to debate whether they should tell people about it...

HILARIOUS: The Very Best of Classic Blonde Jokes!

Blondes aren't stupid, but these classic blonde jokes are still really funny.

A Great Joke: Joke: The Rough Landing!

This joke begins with a new flight crew attempting a landing.

Joke: That's Not It...

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly....

Have You Heard This One? The Suspicious Father! (Rude)

When a father is this protective, watch your words or you're in big trouble.

Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!

Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!

Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns!

Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns!

Joke: I Was Going to Tell You a Joke, But...

I'd tell you a constipation joke, but it's full of...

Joke Collection: 23 Hilarious Colonoscopy Jokes!

23 Hilarious Colonoscopy Jokes!

Joke Collection: 100+ Jokes About MONEY!

Over 100 jokes about money.

Hilarious: The Best of Little Johnny Jokes!

I'm always partial to a good Little Johnny joke, but when there's a collection of them in one place, you know there'll be people falling about laughing...

Joke Collection: 20 Saint Peter Jokes!

Joke Collection: 20 St. Peter Jokes!

Joke: This Blind Guy Has a Joke to Tell...

A blind man enters a bar, carefully, and finds his way to a barstool.

Joke: It's a Miracle!

A mother and her teen daughter arrive at the doctor's office...

Joke Collection: 90 Hilariously Serious Anti-Jokes!

Joke Collection: 90 Anti-Jokes

Joke Collection: 40+ Jokes About Bars and Bartenders!

more than 40 jokes, puns and one liners featuring bartenders.

Joke Collection: 110 Jokes About The Institute of Marriage!

110 short jokes, jokes and one liners about the famous institute of marriage.

Joke Collection: 52 Quarantine and Virus Jokes!

While there's nothing funny about the Covid-19 virus itself. It's the nature of humanity to deal with scary situations by laughing at its face. It's not making light of the situation, it's the jokes that make fun of something we're all currently scar

Joke Collection: 100 Puns and Jokes About Kids!

100 Puns and Jokes About Kids!

Joke Collection: 85 House Puns and House Jokes!

Our house is where a big chunk of our life takes place. Right now, during the quarantines and corona crisis, it's where almost ALL our life takes place.  No wonder we chose this subject as this our next Joke and Pun Collection!

This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Sick of Blonde Jokes

This blonde is so fed up of blonde jokes that she decides to change her hair color. Little did she know that she would be exposed just the same...

Hilarious: The Rabbi, Holy Man and the Lawyer

When a car being ridden in by three friends breaks down, the farmer ends up with some unexpected guests...

This Is a Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes

80,000 blondes are in a bid to prove to the world just how smart they are. The lead announcer begins to ask for volunteers from the audience...

Have You Heard This Joke? These Jokes Are Rude!

These jokes are rude but clever!

Joke: Revenge of the Blonde

blonde woman was sick and tired of all the unfair jokes about blondes...

Hilarious: Why Are All These People Having Relations Outside?

A man is walking along a street when he's startled to find a couples having relations outside a particular house. He knocks on the door to find out what's going on...

Joke: The Disturbing Letter

This joke begins with a letter between brothers...

Joke: The Spirit of Christmas

This joke begins with 3 men dying and going before St. Peter, who has a task for them.

Hilarious: This Man Has a Delivery For Nelson Mandela

When Nelson Mandela gets a knock on his door from an angry Chinese deliveryman, he doesn't quite know what to do about it...

Joke: The Famous Grandfather

A trio of old veterans were bragging and jokes about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall.

Joke: The European Afterlife

What is the European hell and what is the European heaven? Find out in this hilarious joke.

Joke: The Golden Toilets

This joke starts with two boys and one outlandish claim.

Joke: Fudging the Age...

Joke: The Surprise Return

A defendant was on trial for murder.

Joke: Double the Trouble

A woman's husband was cheating on her...

Joke: What Will They Get?

A 6th-grade teacher posed the following problem...

Joke: A Politician in the Village

A politician visited a village and asked what their needs were...

Joke: The Blond Painter

A Blond man is hired to paint the lines on the road.

Joke: The Blonde and the Bodybuilder

A beautiful blonde goes out with a bodybuilder...

Joke: A Blonde at the Cinema

I went to see a movie the other night...

Joke: The Staring Viking

A Viking sailed across Europe challenging people to staring...

Joke: Grandma's Advice

A young Italian girl was going on her first date...

Joke: The Blondes and the Dent

A blonde lived with two blonde roommates...

Joke: The Lost Coat

Two senior gentlemen are working at a sewage treatment plant...

Joke: But You Said...

A prostitute standing outside a motel in a small town saw...

Joke: The Stuck Duck

A little duck goes into a store and waddles up to the manager...

Joke: If It Works, It Works...

Rick signs up with the army and gets sent on basic training...