I overheard some guys talking about wether they prefer to use urinals or toilets to do their business, then one says "I prefer to sit down".
Another friend, shocked, says "I though you were a stand-up guy?"
What do you call it when a janitor is fired for refusing to unclog the restroom toilets?
Dereliction of doodie.
I couldn't tell if the dog truly had to poop or if he was just faking it to go outside.
Turns out he was full of s**t.
Why do they put lotion in tissues?
To soften the blow.
Today I learned some people have a phobia of flushing the toilet.
That must be a sh***y phobia to have.
Why did the toilet paper role down the hill?
To get to the bottom...
what's the best day of the week to poop?
saTURDay.
Where does Batman go to take a dump?
To the batroom of course!
What do you call a person who starts their own cow poop business?
An entre-manure.
Stores are running out of toilet paper again.
They’re wiped out.
Dung Beetles know how to keep their sh** together.
In a recent study, NASA scientists confirmed that Uranus smells like farts.
A police officer was fired shortly after leaving the bathroom.
He was upset about being fired, but happy to be relieved of doody.
They don’t maintain the outhouses at our campground anymore...
They’re real sh** holes.
Why did the soldier flush the toilet?
Because it was his doody.