Where do cow farts come from?
The dairy air.
I was walking along when I saw a pile of dog sh** on the side of the street, a little further on I saw an identical one.
That was a crazy deja poo.
My wife is mad at me because I took a dump on the roof...
How can I wipe the slate clean?
A zoo employee was injured when a monkey threw flaming poo at him.
He suffered from turd debris burns.
Which letters stand in line to the public restroom?
What do you call a bathroom line?
A P,Q.
Heard a joke about urinals, but it didn't make me laugh.
I guess you had to pee there.
What do you call related toilet rolls that sleep together?
Napkins.
In a recent study, NASA scientists confirmed that Uranus smells like farts.
You wanna know how I remember every poop I take?
I keep a log.
Dung beetle walks into a bar....
"Is this stool taken?"
I was at the doctor, complaining about constipation. The doc seemed upset with me. He said,
"You don't give a s**t, do you?"
What do you call a sleeping paper towel?
A napkin.
Every time I flush the toilet...
Sh** goes down
It wasn’t my idea to get bidet...
But now I kinda like the little squirt.
What is a dung beetle's favorite holiday song?
"All I Want for Christmas is Poo"