What type of toilet paper does the math house have?
Multiply.
Cut a piece of poo into three pieces today.
Now I have turds.
Why didn’t the teacher want to fart in front of anyone?
He was a private tootor.
I saved the exact location of my toilet on my computer.
It's labelled as my 'I Pee' address.
What do you call coffee made from poo?
Crappuccino.
Was talking to a record producer at the urinals the other day...
Next thing you know I had a number one on my hands.
My toilet just turned one today.
It was her bidet.
I asked the kids to pickup the dog poo out the back
They did a crap job.
I found a side job collecting dog poo from people's yards.
It's not much, but business is picking up.
Why did the baker go to the toilet?
Because he kneaded a poo.
When is it okay to wash your shoes in the toilet?
When there's a bidet. People use them to wash their booties.
What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?
Officer on doody!
My girlfriend left me while I was crying in the bathroom with constipation. She told me that I was so full of it.
It was the hardest dump I ever took.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today.
It was clogged.
What do you call a small turd?
A dumpling.