A man has to go, but has no toilet paper. His friend says to wipe with a dollar. He comes back all dirty, so his friend asks "What is that horrible smell?". So the man says,
"Hard to wipe with 3 quarters, 2 dimes and a nickel"
How do you make a tissue paper dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
What do you call the second tissue paper?
Kleenext.
As a plumber, I often have nightmares about the dripping faucet I can't fix and the toilet that will not flush ...
Safe to say I have pipe dreams!
Which letters stand in line to the public restroom?
What do you call a bathroom line?
A P,Q.
I’ve got a urinal that just won’t get serious...
It’s always taking the piss.
A plumber comes home very upset and yells out to his wife- "honey, you would not believe the bidet I've had."
Dung beetle walks into a bar....
"Is this stool taken?"
My girlfriend left me while I was crying in the bathroom with constipation. She told me that I was so full of it.
It was the hardest dump I ever took.
I like telling fart jokes.
They are tough to hold in.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today.
It was clogged.
What do you call it when a janitor is fired for refusing to unclog the restroom toilets?
Dereliction of doodie.
I was walking along when I saw a pile of dog sh** on the side of the street, a little further on I saw an identical one.
That was a crazy deja poo.
What did the old urinal cake say to the new one?
"Oh boy, first day? Urine for a treat."
Toilet jokes aren’t my favorite...
But they’re a solid number 2.