I feel bad for toilets.
They go through a lot of s**t
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
Did you hear about the new book called "100 Miles to the Next Restroom"?
It's by Will E. Mayket and Betty Wunt.
Which one of Sneezy’s kids hid his tissue paper?
Runny Knows!
I was walking along when I saw a pile of dog sh** on the side of the street, a little further on I saw an identical one.
That was a crazy deja poo.
Guess what I got my toilet for its birthday?
A Urinal cake.
As a plumber, I often have nightmares about the dripping faucet I can't fix and the toilet that will not flush ...
Safe to say I have pipe dreams!
I cant use the urinals when there's a person next to me, I get pee-er pressure
Why did the toilet paper role down the hill?
To get to the bottom...
What kind of day ends with no toilet paper?
A bidet.
Why didn’t the teacher want to fart in front of anyone?
He was a private tootor.
Today I learned some people have a phobia of flushing the toilet.
That must be a sh***y phobia to have.
What do you call it when you need a break at work and go to the bathroom even though you don't need to go?
A sham poo.
Why did the soldier flush the toilet?
Because it was his doody.
If you poop in your sleep...
You have sleep crapnea.