The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
Why was the old computer sad?
Because it had a floppy disk.
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
Why did the computer parts salesman quit?
He lost his drive.
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said "Hello?", so I said "Sorry, wrong number," and hung up.
A friend of mine has a mobile phone shaped like an Italian dumpling. It's a gnocchia.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.
How can someone tell if a bee is on their phone? They'll get a buzzy signal.
What did the phone say to begin the race?
On your marks, handset, go!
While I was driving, I saw another person driving while talking on his cell phone.
I got so mad, I threw my beer at him.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
Apparently my password needs to be capitals only so I've changed it to LONDONMADRIDROME.
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
He couldn't get over his dead wife, so he got a new computer
Now he can processor.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
What do computers do on a beach vacation?
Surf the net.
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...
...It was a close call.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
I would not be able to picture myself without having a camera phone.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
My dog ate my computer science homework.
It took him a couple of bytes.
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
Why did the computer leave the restroom crying?
It said, "it hurts when IP."
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied, "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
What was Hitler's favorite computer game?
Mein Kraft.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
Why did the telecommuter lose his job? He had to many hang ups.