Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
I want to tell you one more painful phone pun but I decided it's uncalled for.
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices.
4G, or not 4G, that is the question.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
Cell phones are a static symbol.
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
The umpire kept answering his phone during the softball game.
He said he didn't want to miss any calls.
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
I did it! Dad said to save my money til my balance looks like a phone number.....
Available balance: $9.11.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
Wel'l Wel'l Wel'l - if it isn't autocorrect.
Apple is announcing a new cell phone for children.
iKid you not.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?
A gap in coverage.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
What did the girl say when she got a fake call? "I think that call was phoney".
My mom told me that sitting on a computer 8 hours a day in unhealthy
I said: But, mom that's why I am using a chair.
What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password?
A battering R.A.M.
What is a phone's favorite TV show? Game of Phones.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied, "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
My cell phone got drunk.
It took too many screenshots.
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
What happens when you cross an iron with a telephone? You get a smooth signal.
What did the thrifty man say when he got his phone bill? "Who says talk is cheap?"
My partner got mad when she found so much spam on my computer.
She said, "Food belongs on a plate!"
Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!