"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
Why can't an IT guy keep a girlfriend?
He turns them all off and on again.
Why did the telecommuter lose his job? He had to many hang ups.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Does your computer constantly and annoyingly have tons of updates to install?
Of course it does. Software needs to get better over a number of years and you can't rush the progress.
Chrome wasn't built in a day.
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
My doctor must think I have a bad hard drive
He said he needed to C:
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
Apple is announcing a new cell phone for children.
iKid you not.
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
Cell phones are a static symbol.
I would not be able to picture myself without having a camera phone.
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
I like to write jokes down and store them on my phone, so that I can tell them to him later.
I call it my Dad-abase.
I almost had a predicament trying to call someone in the same room as me. It was a close call.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
Clean water is like password
Not everyone has access to it.
My father said that there was a bug on my computer. The bug was trying to eat one byte at a time.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
What did the eyewitness tell the cops after a computer robbed a bank?
It went data way!
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
A friend of mine has a mobile phone shaped like an Italian dumpling. It's a gnocchia.
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
If they could prove cell phones give deadly radiation
You could say to people you don't like "cant talk right now, you're giving me cancer".
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
Why do cats like computers the best?
Cuz they have a mouse.
Why do microwaves always mess up WiFi...
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
The umpire kept answering his phone during the softball game.
He said he didn't want to miss any calls.
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a Señor developer.