Why don't birds make cell phone calls? They might accidentally wing the wrong number.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
What made the computer so smart?
Because he listened to his motherboard!
I like to write jokes down and store them on my phone, so that I can tell them to him later.
I call it my Dad-abase.
I deleted all my German friends from my cell phone contact list.
Now I'm Hanns free.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
Where do phones like to travel?
To the Great Call of China!
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
What is an unlimited phone plan? A limit cannot be charged.
Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Why can't an IT guy keep a girlfriend?
He turns them all off and on again.
What happens when you cross a cell phone with a skunk?
You get stinky service!
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
If cheese were downloadable, then I'd try to throw my hard drive as far as possible.
What I'm saying is, I'd chuck e-cheese.
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
Why did the computer crash?
It had a bad driver!
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
What do a phone and an engaged girl have in common? They both have rings.
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
Did you hear about the cell phone that got arrested?
It was charged with battery.
The umpire kept answering his phone during the softball game.
He said he didn't want to miss any calls.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
How can someone tell if a bee is on their phone? They'll get a buzzy signal.
My computer is so slow it's running in the '90s.
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
What did the girl say when she got a fake call? "I think that call was phoney".
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
How did Sam win the talent show? Sam-sung.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
Did you hear about the computer virus that was programmed by a cat?
It's considered meowware!
What is the favorite snack of a programmer, it's undoubtedly Cadbury bytes.
What is a tiny cell phone called? A microphone.
What happens if you cross a night crawler with a telephone? You get Ringworm!
Which hard drive is always the happiest?
Disk C: