Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
What do a phone and an engaged girl have in common? They both have rings.
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
My mom told me that sitting on a computer 8 hours a day in unhealthy
I said: But, mom that's why I am using a chair.
I like to write jokes down and store them on my phone, so that I can tell them to him later.
I call it my Dad-abase.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
My father said that there was a bug on my computer. The bug was trying to eat one byte at a time.
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
I almost had a predicament trying to call someone in the same room as me. It was a close call.
What kind of phone does a burglar use?
A no-key-a.
I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.
The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!
What happens when you cross an iron with a telephone? You get a smooth signal.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
Where do phones like to travel?
To the Great Call of China!
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
My husband asked me to sync his phone. So I threw it in the sea - not sure why he is upset.
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
It's okay password...
...I'm insecure too...
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
Cell phones are a static symbol.
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
My sister's laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
What happens if you cross a night crawler with a telephone? You get Ringworm!
Why did the hobbit set his cell phone to vibrate?
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
Apparently my password needs to be capitals only so I've changed it to LONDONMADRIDROME.
In an attempt to deter computer hackers I've changed all my passwords to 'Brazil Nut'
That will be a hard one to crack.
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.