Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
What happened to the girl's phone when she was getting a perm done? She got a frizzy signal.
Why did the computer parts salesman quit?
He lost his drive.
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
What happens when you cross an iron with a telephone? You get a smooth signal.
I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.
The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
Which hard drive is always the happiest?
Disk C:
What do you call a loud conversation? A megaphone.
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
Did you hear about the cell phone that got arrested?
It was charged with battery.
A friend of mine has a mobile phone shaped like an Italian dumpling. It's a gnocchia.
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
Why did the telecommuter quit her job? Because talk is cheap.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
Why was the old computer sad?
Because it had a floppy disk.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
I almost had a predicament trying to call someone in the same room as me. It was a close call.
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
How does the cell phone call his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? He gives her a ring.
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
I asked the bartender for the WiFi password but he told me to buy a drink first. So I ordered a Moscow Mule and asked him again. He handed me a card with the password. It said:
"Buy a drink first" ... no spaces, all lowercase."
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
4G, or not 4G, that is the question.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
Cell phones are a static symbol.
How come the mummy doesn't want a telephone? Because he always gets too wrapped up on his calls.