I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.
How does a pirate communicate? With his aye phone.
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"
Why is it so hard to contact a pirate? He leaves his phone off the hooks.
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
My mobile phone has a tuneless ring tone. It's chordless.
What kind of phone does a burglar use?
A no-key-a.
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
I told my boss, "Sorry I'm late. I was having computer issues."
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop.
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
I was on the phone with my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty-second pause, I asked, "You still there, sweetheart?"
"Yeah," she replied. "But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now"
I want to tell you one more painful phone pun but I decided it's uncalled for.
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
My dog ate my computer science homework.
It took him a couple of bytes.
Why don't birds make cell phone calls? They might accidentally wing the wrong number.
Why do computers make such bad boxers?
Their bark is worse than their byte.
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
While I was driving, I saw another person driving while talking on his cell phone.
I got so mad, I threw my beer at him.
What do computers do on a beach vacation?
Surf the net.
Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.
It's okay password...
...I'm insecure too...
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
My doctor must think I have a bad hard drive
He said he needed to C: