I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
Why do cats like computers the best?
Cuz they have a mouse.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
I named my phone "The Titanic" because it's always syncing.
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.
What happens if you cross a night crawler with a telephone? You get Ringworm!
Why can't an IT guy keep a girlfriend?
He turns them all off and on again.
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
I can relate to my computer so much. Even I go to sleep after 25mins of inactivity.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
Why is it so hard to contact a pirate? He leaves his phone off the hooks.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
Did you hear about the computer virus that was programmed by a cat?
It's considered meowware!
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
What group of people always had the highest cell phone bills?
The Romans.
How did Sam win the talent show? Sam-sung.
You might be able to use a smuggled cell phone in prison.
You just have to have cell coverage.
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
Why did the telecommuter quit her job? Because talk is cheap.
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
Clean water is like password
Not everyone has access to it.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were Prime mates!
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
Why does Mr. Potato need a cell phone? Incase Mr. Onion Rings.
My dad enjoys writing jokes and storing them on my phone. He calls it his Dad-a-base.
I couldn't stop laughing when my father warned my brother, saying, "If you hack my Microsoft Office, I will find you, you have my Word".
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
What happens when you cross an iron with a telephone? You get a smooth signal.
Why do computers make such bad boxers?
Their bark is worse than their byte.
Where do phones like to travel?
To the Great Call of China!