Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
You know you're texting too much when...
you try to text, but you're on a landline!
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
I was on the phone with my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty-second pause, I asked, "You still there, sweetheart?"
"Yeah," she replied. "But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now"
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
What kind of phone does a burglar use?
A no-key-a.
Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
Why don't skeletons have a mobile? They don't have any body to talk to.
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Why don't birds make cell phone calls? They might accidentally wing the wrong number.
I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...
...It was a close call.
Does your computer constantly and annoyingly have tons of updates to install?
Of course it does. Software needs to get better over a number of years and you can't rush the progress.
Chrome wasn't built in a day.
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
What do you call a loud conversation? A megaphone.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
I did it! Dad said to save my money til my balance looks like a phone number.....
Available balance: $9.11.
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
Why can't you use beef stew as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
One day, I carried my laptop to the zoo because I wanted a RAM upgrade so I would have lots of memory when I came back.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
What is a phone's favorite TV show? Game of Phones.
My mobile phone has a tuneless ring tone. It's chordless.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!
My sister's laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.