The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
Why did the computer parts salesman quit?
He lost his drive.
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
Apple is announcing a new cell phone for children.
iKid you not.
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
A friend of mine has a mobile phone shaped like an Italian dumpling. It's a gnocchia.
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
How did Sam win the talent show? Sam-sung.
What made the computer so smart?
Because he listened to his motherboard!
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
Cell phones are a static symbol.
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
What do computers do on a beach vacation?
Surf the net.
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
While I was driving, I saw another person driving while talking on his cell phone.
I got so mad, I threw my beer at him.
My sister's laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
What did the thrifty man say when he got his phone bill? "Who says talk is cheap?"
It's okay password...
...I'm insecure too...
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
My father said that there was a bug on my computer. The bug was trying to eat one byte at a time.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
What happens when you cross an iron with a telephone? You get a smooth signal.
I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...
...It was a close call.