Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
I would not be able to picture myself without having a camera phone.
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
*Creating password*
"MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
ERROR: [Password two week]
I was on the phone with my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty-second pause, I asked, "You still there, sweetheart?"
"Yeah," she replied. "But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now"
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
qwsedrftgyhujikolpawesdrtfgyhujikloaszxdcrfvgtbhnjmk,lazsxdcfvgsedtfrgyftg67y78u87u8uii9op[;'';;'/;l/l;.l.k,lkmjkmertyudfghjk12q21q2qw3qwe3we4r45rt6ygerdgfvbwedfcv qwedfscv
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said "Hello?", so I said "Sorry, wrong number," and hung up.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
What happened to the girl's phone when she was getting a perm done? She got a frizzy signal.
Why did the hobbit set his cell phone to vibrate?
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
Did you hear about the computer virus that was programmed by a cat?
It's considered meowware!
I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.
I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.
My dog ate my computer science homework.
It took him a couple of bytes.
Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.
What is a tiny cell phone called? A microphone.
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
I want to tell you one more painful phone pun but I decided it's uncalled for.
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices.
4G, or not 4G, that is the question.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
Cell phones are a static symbol.
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
The umpire kept answering his phone during the softball game.
He said he didn't want to miss any calls.
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
I did it! Dad said to save my money til my balance looks like a phone number.....
Available balance: $9.11.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.