I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
My husband asked me to sync his phone. So I threw it in the sea - not sure why he is upset.
Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!
Why did the hobbit set his cell phone to vibrate?
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
I couldn't stop laughing when my father warned my brother, saying, "If you hack my Microsoft Office, I will find you, you have my Word".
What happened to the girl's phone when she was getting a perm done? She got a frizzy signal.
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied, "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
What did the thrifty man say when he got his phone bill? "Who says talk is cheap?"
I want to tell you one more painful phone pun but I decided it's uncalled for.
Apparently my password needs to be capitals only so I've changed it to LONDONMADRIDROME.
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
Where are dramatic hard drives from?
Oh I/O
I told my boss, "Sorry I'm late. I was having computer issues."
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop.
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
What did the eyewitness tell the cops after a computer robbed a bank?
It went data way!
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
This time last year I was working as a computer programmer, installing auto correct. But out of nowhere..
.. I was fried for no raisin.
The umpire kept answering his phone during the softball game.
He said he didn't want to miss any calls.
I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.
I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
Why was the old computer sad?
Because it had a floppy disk.
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
You might be able to use a smuggled cell phone in prison.
You just have to have cell coverage.
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
Did you hear about the cell phone that got arrested?
It was charged with battery.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
Why does Mr. Potato need a cell phone? Incase Mr. Onion Rings.
What kind of phone does a burglar use?
A no-key-a.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET