'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
My cell phone got drunk.
It took too many screenshots.
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were Prime mates!
My doctor must think I have a bad hard drive
He said he needed to C:
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
I got a new cell phone for my wife...
Pretty awesome trade if you ask me!
Clean water is like password
Not everyone has access to it.
A robot is eating a hard drive for lunch.
The robot's friend asks for a bite and the robot says "Sure, but just a small bite." His friend takes a bite and the robot shouts, "Hey! That's a megabyte!"
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
What did the girl say when she got a fake call? "I think that call was phoney".
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
Why do computers make such bad boxers?
Their bark is worse than their byte.
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
My partner got mad when she found so much spam on my computer.
She said, "Food belongs on a plate!"
It's okay password...
...I'm insecure too...
What group of people always had the highest cell phone bills?
The Romans.
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices.
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
Where do phones like to travel?
To the Great Call of China!
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
Did you hear about the cell phone that got arrested?
It was charged with battery.
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
Why do cats like computers the best?
Cuz they have a mouse.
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her