Clean water is like password
Not everyone has access to it.
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
How does the cell phone call his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? He gives her a ring.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
Did you hear about the computer virus that was programmed by a cat?
It's considered meowware!
My computer is so slow it's running in the '90s.
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
I want to tell you one more painful phone pun but I decided it's uncalled for.
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
What happened to the girl's phone when she was getting a perm done? She got a frizzy signal.
What kind of phone does a burglar use?
A no-key-a.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
I would not be able to picture myself without having a camera phone.
Why did the computer parts salesman quit?
He lost his drive.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
Why was the old computer sad?
Because it had a floppy disk.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
I almost had a predicament trying to call someone in the same room as me. It was a close call.
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
What did the girl say when she got a fake call? "I think that call was phoney".
What did the phone say to begin the race?
On your marks, handset, go!
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
Why can't an IT guy keep a girlfriend?
He turns them all off and on again.
The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password?
A battering R.A.M.
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a Señor developer.
Why do cats like computers the best?
Cuz they have a mouse.
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
How does a computer learn something new?
Bit by bit.