Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!
How come the mummy doesn't want a telephone? Because he always gets too wrapped up on his calls.
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
One day, I carried my laptop to the zoo because I wanted a RAM upgrade so I would have lots of memory when I came back.
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
What did the eyewitness tell the cops after a computer robbed a bank?
It went data way!
What brand of hand soap do telephone operators use? Dial.
I want to tell you one more painful phone pun but I decided it's uncalled for.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
Why did the computer parts salesman quit?
He lost his drive.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
My dad enjoys writing jokes and storing them on my phone. He calls it his Dad-a-base.
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
What do you call a fake Nokia? A phone-y of course.
My mobile phone has a tuneless ring tone. It's chordless.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
I almost had a predicament trying to call someone in the same room as me. It was a close call.
What happens when you cross a cell phone with a skunk?
You get stinky service!
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
Where do phones like to travel?
To the Great Call of China!
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
I did it! Dad said to save my money til my balance looks like a phone number.....
Available balance: $9.11.
What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password?
A battering R.A.M.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
4G, or not 4G, that is the question.
I asked the bartender for the WiFi password but he told me to buy a drink first. So I ordered a Moscow Mule and asked him again. He handed me a card with the password. It said:
"Buy a drink first" ... no spaces, all lowercase."