Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
My doctor must think I have a bad hard drive
He said he needed to C:
What did the therapist say to the angry client when their cell phone battery died?
I suggest you find an outlet!
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
My dog ate my computer science homework.
It took him a couple of bytes.
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
Why do cats like computers the best?
Cuz they have a mouse.
My husband asked me to sync his phone. So I threw it in the sea - not sure why he is upset.
Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
Why was the computer sad?
It was going un-node-iced.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
Apparently my password needs to be capitals only so I've changed it to LONDONMADRIDROME.
What happened to the girl's phone when she was getting a perm done? She got a frizzy signal.
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
I want to tell you one more painful phone pun but I decided it's uncalled for.
What brand of hand soap do telephone operators use? Dial.
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
What did the thrifty man say when he got his phone bill? "Who says talk is cheap?"
The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
I would not be able to picture myself without having a camera phone.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
*Creating password*
"MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
ERROR: [Password two week]
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were Prime mates!
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None because it's a hardware issue.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
You might be able to use a smuggled cell phone in prison.
You just have to have cell coverage.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.