I almost had a predicament trying to call someone in the same room as me. It was a close call.
Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat.
I then turned to my cat and said, "Well, wJ:cg/v&A;6BTt, I guess it's back to the drawing board."
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
I asked the bartender for the WiFi password but he told me to buy a drink first. So I ordered a Moscow Mule and asked him again. He handed me a card with the password. It said:
"Buy a drink first" ... no spaces, all lowercase."
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
My computer is so slow it's running in the '90s.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called "1,001 cures for itches."
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
If cheese were downloadable, then I'd try to throw my hard drive as far as possible.
What I'm saying is, I'd chuck e-cheese.
I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said "Hello?", so I said "Sorry, wrong number," and hung up.
I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
Why was the computer sad?
It was going un-node-iced.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
I want to tell you one more painful phone pun but I decided it's uncalled for.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
Why is it so hard to contact a pirate? He leaves his phone off the hooks.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
What did the thrifty man say when he got his phone bill? "Who says talk is cheap?"
What was Hitler's favorite computer game?
Mein Kraft.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
My mobile phone has a tuneless ring tone. It's chordless.
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?
A gap in coverage.
A friend of mine has a mobile phone shaped like an Italian dumpling. It's a gnocchia.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Why can't you use beef stew as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said "Sshhhhhh!" I asked "is that all lower case?"
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.