Why is it so hard to contact a pirate? He leaves his phone off the hooks.
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
I named my phone "The Titanic" because it's always syncing.
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
My doctor must think I have a bad hard drive
He said he needed to C:
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
What happens if you cross a night crawler with a telephone? You get Ringworm!
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...
...It was a close call.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
They just ransomware.
What did the girl say when she got a fake call? "I think that call was phoney".
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None because it's a hardware issue.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
Wel'l Wel'l Wel'l - if it isn't autocorrect.
I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.
The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
I deleted all my German friends from my cell phone contact list.
Now I'm Hanns free.
The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
Why did the hobbit set his cell phone to vibrate?
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Where are dramatic hard drives from?
Oh I/O
Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.