I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
I named my phone "The Titanic" because it's always syncing.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called "1,001 cures for itches."
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
What did the therapist say to the angry client when their cell phone battery died?
I suggest you find an outlet!
Why do computers make such bad boxers?
Their bark is worse than their byte.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
My mobile phone has a tuneless ring tone. It's chordless.
He couldn't get over his dead wife, so he got a new computer
Now he can processor.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring
I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
I almost had a predicament trying to call someone in the same room as me. It was a close call.
You know you're texting too much when...
you try to text, but you're on a landline!
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
What group of people always had the highest cell phone bills?
The Romans.
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
My husband asked me to sync his phone. So I threw it in the sea - not sure why he is upset.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
How can someone tell if a bee is on their phone? They'll get a buzzy signal.
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
What brand of hand soap do telephone operators use? Dial.
Why does Mr. Potato need a cell phone? Incase Mr. Onion Rings.
How did Sam win the talent show? Sam-sung.
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
Where are dramatic hard drives from?
Oh I/O
Does your computer constantly and annoyingly have tons of updates to install?
Of course it does. Software needs to get better over a number of years and you can't rush the progress.
Chrome wasn't built in a day.
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
What kind of phone does a burglar use?
A no-key-a.
The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
The umpire kept answering his phone during the softball game.
He said he didn't want to miss any calls.
Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
Why did the computer parts salesman quit?
He lost his drive.
I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said "Hello?", so I said "Sorry, wrong number," and hung up.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.
My sister's laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.
If cheese were downloadable, then I'd try to throw my hard drive as far as possible.
What I'm saying is, I'd chuck e-cheese.