What is an unlimited phone plan? A limit cannot be charged.
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
If cheese were downloadable, then I'd try to throw my hard drive as far as possible.
What I'm saying is, I'd chuck e-cheese.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!
I like to write jokes down and store them on my phone, so that I can tell them to him later.
I call it my Dad-abase.
Why did the computer parts salesman quit?
He lost his drive.
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
Why don't skeletons have a mobile? They don't have any body to talk to.
Why does Mr. Potato need a cell phone? Incase Mr. Onion Rings.
What happens when you cross an iron with a telephone? You get a smooth signal.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
How does a computer learn something new?
Bit by bit.
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a Señor developer.
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on its mouse!
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
This time last year I was working as a computer programmer, installing auto correct. But out of nowhere..
.. I was fried for no raisin.
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
How can someone tell if a bee is on their phone? They'll get a buzzy signal.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
While I was driving, I saw another person driving while talking on his cell phone.
I got so mad, I threw my beer at him.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
Why can't an IT guy keep a girlfriend?
He turns them all off and on again.
I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...
...It was a close call.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
What do cell phones order at dinner?
Apps.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
Why didn't the cell phone wear his glasses? He lost his contacts.
Why do computers make such bad boxers?
Their bark is worse than their byte.
Why did a pirate leave the boat to get his forgotten cell phone? Booty calls.
I deleted all my German friends from my cell phone contact list.
Now I'm Hanns free.
If they could prove cell phones give deadly radiation
You could say to people you don't like "cant talk right now, you're giving me cancer".