I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
My mobile phone has a tuneless ring tone. It's chordless.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
My dog ate my computer science homework.
It took him a couple of bytes.
What did the eyewitness tell the cops after a computer robbed a bank?
It went data way!
Apple is announcing a new cell phone for children.
iKid you not.
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
Where do phones like to travel?
To the Great Call of China!
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
My mom told me that sitting on a computer 8 hours a day in unhealthy
I said: But, mom that's why I am using a chair.
What do you call a fake Nokia? A phone-y of course.
If cheese were downloadable, then I'd try to throw my hard drive as far as possible.
What I'm saying is, I'd chuck e-cheese.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
Where are dramatic hard drives from?
Oh I/O
What group of people always had the highest cell phone bills?
The Romans.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...
...It was a close call.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
I was on the phone with my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty-second pause, I asked, "You still there, sweetheart?"
"Yeah," she replied. "But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now"
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
Why did the computer leave the restroom crying?
It said, "it hurts when IP."
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
I named my phone "The Titanic" because it's always syncing.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
I got a new cell phone for my wife...
Pretty awesome trade if you ask me!
I deleted all my German friends from my cell phone contact list.
Now I'm Hanns free.
Why did the computer parts salesman quit?
He lost his drive.
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
I asked the bartender for the WiFi password but he told me to buy a drink first. So I ordered a Moscow Mule and asked him again. He handed me a card with the password. It said:
"Buy a drink first" ... no spaces, all lowercase."
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said "Hello?", so I said "Sorry, wrong number," and hung up.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
My sister's laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.
I would not be able to picture myself without having a camera phone.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
Clean water is like password
Not everyone has access to it.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common
No-one needed an ABBA cuss
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server