I like to write jokes down and store them on my phone, so that I can tell them to him later.
I call it my Dad-abase.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
My husband asked me to sync his phone. So I threw it in the sea - not sure why he is upset.
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
What happens if you cross a night crawler with a telephone? You get Ringworm!
Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.
People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
What do you call a fake Nokia? A phone-y of course.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
My computer is so slow it's running in the '90s.
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
If they could prove cell phones give deadly radiation
You could say to people you don't like "cant talk right now, you're giving me cancer".
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
I told my boss, "Sorry I'm late. I was having computer issues."
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop.
4G, or not 4G, that is the question.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
How can someone tell if a bee is on their phone? They'll get a buzzy signal.
I asked the bartender for the WiFi password but he told me to buy a drink first. So I ordered a Moscow Mule and asked him again. He handed me a card with the password. It said:
"Buy a drink first" ... no spaces, all lowercase."
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
I deleted all my German friends from my cell phone contact list.
Now I'm Hanns free.
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
I couldn't stop laughing when my father warned my brother, saying, "If you hack my Microsoft Office, I will find you, you have my Word".
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
A robot is eating a hard drive for lunch.
The robot's friend asks for a bite and the robot says "Sure, but just a small bite." His friend takes a bite and the robot shouts, "Hey! That's a megabyte!"
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
Why don't skeletons have a mobile? They don't have any body to talk to.
I can relate to my computer so much. Even I go to sleep after 25mins of inactivity.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.
The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
Apple is announcing a new cell phone for children.
iKid you not.
I got a new cell phone for my wife...
Pretty awesome trade if you ask me!
What did the phone say to begin the race?
On your marks, handset, go!
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
What brand of hand soap do telephone operators use? Dial.
Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
If cheese were downloadable, then I'd try to throw my hard drive as far as possible.
What I'm saying is, I'd chuck e-cheese.
What do cell phones order at dinner?
Apps.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.