Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
You might be able to use a smuggled cell phone in prison.
You just have to have cell coverage.
I want to tell you one more painful phone pun but I decided it's uncalled for.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied, "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
What do you call a loud conversation? A megaphone.
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
My doctor must think I have a bad hard drive
He said he needed to C:
Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
What did the therapist say to the angry client when their cell phone battery died?
I suggest you find an outlet!
I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said "Hello?", so I said "Sorry, wrong number," and hung up.
My dad enjoys writing jokes and storing them on my phone. He calls it his Dad-a-base.
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!
Why do microwaves always mess up WiFi...
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?
It's okay password...
...I'm insecure too...
I told my boss, "Sorry I'm late. I was having computer issues."
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop.
Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.