I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...
...It was a close call.
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
Why did the computer parts salesman quit?
He lost his drive.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said "Sshhhhhh!" I asked "is that all lower case?"
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
How did Sam win the talent show? Sam-sung.
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
If they could prove cell phones give deadly radiation
You could say to people you don't like "cant talk right now, you're giving me cancer".
I was on the phone with my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty-second pause, I asked, "You still there, sweetheart?"
"Yeah," she replied. "But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now"
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on its mouse!
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
Apple is announcing a new cell phone for children.
iKid you not.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
He couldn't get over his dead wife, so he got a new computer
Now he can processor.
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
What is an unlimited phone plan? A limit cannot be charged.
Cell phones are a static symbol.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password?
A battering R.A.M.
Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!