My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
How did Sam win the talent show? Sam-sung.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a Señor developer.
My husband asked me to sync his phone. So I threw it in the sea - not sure why he is upset.
I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
You might be able to use a smuggled cell phone in prison.
You just have to have cell coverage.
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None because it's a hardware issue.
What happens if you cross a night crawler with a telephone? You get Ringworm!
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
What did the thrifty man say when he got his phone bill? "Who says talk is cheap?"
Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
How can someone tell if a bee is on their phone? They'll get a buzzy signal.
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
My mobile phone has a tuneless ring tone. It's chordless.
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.
I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.
I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.
I can relate to my computer so much. Even I go to sleep after 25mins of inactivity.
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.