Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
What is a tiny cell phone called? A microphone.
I want to tell you one more painful phone pun but I decided it's uncalled for.
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
I got a new cell phone for my wife...
Pretty awesome trade if you ask me!
Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
My computer is so slow it's running in the '90s.
What did the eyewitness tell the cops after a computer robbed a bank?
It went data way!
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat.
I then turned to my cat and said, "Well, wJ:cg/v&A;6BTt, I guess it's back to the drawing board."
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
Where do phones like to travel?
To the Great Call of China!
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password
"Have some respect for the dead!" he said
I replied "Is that all lower case?"
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
Why did the hobbit set his cell phone to vibrate?
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
My father said that there was a bug on my computer. The bug was trying to eat one byte at a time.