I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
Why did a pirate leave the boat to get his forgotten cell phone? Booty calls.
Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
My cell phone got drunk.
It took too many screenshots.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.
I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
What happened to the girl's phone when she was getting a perm done? She got a frizzy signal.
What brand of hand soap do telephone operators use? Dial.
How does a pirate communicate? With his aye phone.
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
My doctor must think I have a bad hard drive
He said he needed to C:
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
Wel'l Wel'l Wel'l - if it isn't autocorrect.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called "1,001 cures for itches."
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
What do you call a fake Nokia? A phone-y of course.
What is an unlimited phone plan? A limit cannot be charged.
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
What happens when you cross an iron with a telephone? You get a smooth signal.
I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.
My partner got mad when she found so much spam on my computer.
She said, "Food belongs on a plate!"
Apple is announcing a new cell phone for children.
iKid you not.
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common
No-one needed an ABBA cuss
Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
My sister's laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
I named my phone "The Titanic" because it's always syncing.
My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.