Does your computer constantly and annoyingly have tons of updates to install?
Of course it does. Software needs to get better over a number of years and you can't rush the progress.
Chrome wasn't built in a day.
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
My dog ate my computer science homework.
It took him a couple of bytes.
Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
What happened to the girl's phone when she was getting a perm done? She got a frizzy signal.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
I deleted all my German friends from my cell phone contact list.
Now I'm Hanns free.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
Where do phones like to travel?
To the Great Call of China!
Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on its mouse!
Why do cats like computers the best?
Cuz they have a mouse.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Why did the computer leave the restroom crying?
It said, "it hurts when IP."
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
What did the girl say when she got a fake call? "I think that call was phoney".
4G, or not 4G, that is the question.
Why do microwaves always mess up WiFi...
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?
Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
I named my phone "The Titanic" because it's always syncing.
Wel'l Wel'l Wel'l - if it isn't autocorrect.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
My computer is so slow it's running in the '90s.
A robot is eating a hard drive for lunch.
The robot's friend asks for a bite and the robot says "Sure, but just a small bite." His friend takes a bite and the robot shouts, "Hey! That's a megabyte!"
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
I almost had a predicament trying to call someone in the same room as me. It was a close call.
How does a computer learn something new?
Bit by bit.
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near