Why do microwaves always mess up WiFi...
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?
Why did the telecommuter lose his job? He had to many hang ups.
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
How can someone tell if a bee is on their phone? They'll get a buzzy signal.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
Why does Mr. Potato need a cell phone? Incase Mr. Onion Rings.
Apparently my password needs to be capitals only so I've changed it to LONDONMADRIDROME.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
Why was the old computer sad?
Because it had a floppy disk.
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
What happens when you cross a cell phone with a skunk?
You get stinky service!
Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
Why can't you use beef stew as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
What happened to the girl's phone when she was getting a perm done? She got a frizzy signal.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
What did the therapist say to the angry client when their cell phone battery died?
I suggest you find an outlet!
Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat.
I then turned to my cat and said, "Well, wJ:cg/v&A;6BTt, I guess it's back to the drawing board."
The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
What happens if you cross a night crawler with a telephone? You get Ringworm!
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
What brand of hand soap do telephone operators use? Dial.
*Creating password*
"MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
ERROR: [Password two week]
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous