Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called "1,001 cures for itches."
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
My husband asked me to sync his phone. So I threw it in the sea - not sure why he is upset.
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
*Creating password*
"MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
ERROR: [Password two week]
I did it! Dad said to save my money til my balance looks like a phone number.....
Available balance: $9.11.
Why did the computer crash?
It had a bad driver!
Why was the old computer sad?
Because it had a floppy disk.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
The umpire kept answering his phone during the softball game.
He said he didn't want to miss any calls.
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common
No-one needed an ABBA cuss
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
Why did a pirate leave the boat to get his forgotten cell phone? Booty calls.
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the telecommuter quit her job? Because talk is cheap.
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
How does the cell phone call his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? He gives her a ring.
Why do microwaves always mess up WiFi...
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Why does Mr. Potato need a cell phone? Incase Mr. Onion Rings.
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
What is an unlimited phone plan? A limit cannot be charged.
My doctor must think I have a bad hard drive
He said he needed to C:
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.
What do you call a loud conversation? A megaphone.