If they could prove cell phones give deadly radiation
You could say to people you don't like "cant talk right now, you're giving me cancer".
I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
What is a phone's favorite TV show? Game of Phones.
Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
Why do microwaves always mess up WiFi...
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
How can someone tell if a bee is on their phone? They'll get a buzzy signal.
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
What did the eyewitness tell the cops after a computer robbed a bank?
It went data way!
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
My doctor must think I have a bad hard drive
He said he needed to C:
What do a phone and an engaged girl have in common? They both have rings.
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
Why was the old computer sad?
Because it had a floppy disk.
My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
What did the girl say when she got a fake call? "I think that call was phoney".
A friend of mine has a mobile phone shaped like an Italian dumpling. It's a gnocchia.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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What do you call a fake Nokia? A phone-y of course.
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
How did Sam win the talent show? Sam-sung.
What did the therapist say to the angry client when their cell phone battery died?
I suggest you find an outlet!
Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said "Sshhhhhh!" I asked "is that all lower case?"
How come an owl turns his cell phone off at night? So he doesn't get any hooty calls.
I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.
The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!