I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password?
A battering R.A.M.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.
Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
My father said that there was a bug on my computer. The bug was trying to eat one byte at a time.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
What is a phone's favorite TV show? Game of Phones.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
What happens when you cross an iron with a telephone? You get a smooth signal.
What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?
A gap in coverage.
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
A robot is eating a hard drive for lunch.
The robot's friend asks for a bite and the robot says "Sure, but just a small bite." His friend takes a bite and the robot shouts, "Hey! That's a megabyte!"
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied, "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
I told my boss, "Sorry I'm late. I was having computer issues."
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat.
I then turned to my cat and said, "Well, wJ:cg/v&A;6BTt, I guess it's back to the drawing board."
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
My computer is so slow it's running in the '90s.
Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
One day, I carried my laptop to the zoo because I wanted a RAM upgrade so I would have lots of memory when I came back.