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Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining."
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Are you Medusa? When you looked at me the world seem to stop.
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
Christian Pick Up Lines
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Mall Pick Up Lines
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.