When Jokes

Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Are you Medusa? When you looked at me the world seem to stop.
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
"I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining."
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.