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Warming Jokes

Stove Puns
My friend bought a new house, and invited everyone to a party.
My dad asks, "How was the house warming?" And I said, "With the furnace, I suppose."
Bed Puns
I used to hate the electric blanket.
But the last few nights I’ve been warming up to it.
Snow Puns
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
Irish Puns
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
Mouse Puns
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
AC Unit Puns
Our landlord knocked on our door today and said that if we didn't pay rent, they'd turn off the heater tomorrow.
It was our last warming.
Weather Puns
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
Baseball Pick Up Lines
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.