Trek Jokes

Earlier, I tried to sneak into the Star Trek convention disguised as the starship's doctor.
Security soon discoverd, however, I wasn't the real McCoy.
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
What’s a shark’s favorite science fiction TV show?
Shark Trek.
Why do trees like to watch Star Trek? They really relate to the Captain’s log.
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.