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Tim Jokes

Hockey Puns
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
Shark Puns
What was the shark’s favorite Tim Burton film?
Edward Scissorfins.
Funny Money Quotes
"Money doesn’t change you. It reveals who you are when you no longer have to be nice." ~ Tim Ferriss
Quotes
Tim Vine
grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance waiting for the bathroom.
Funny Marriage Quotes
“A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” - Tim Allen
Family Puns
It’s going to be awkward if Mr. and Mrs. Burr...
ever lose their son Tim in a forest.
Canadian Pick Up Lines
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.