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Surface Jokes

Funny Break Up Lines
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Astronaut Puns
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
Space Pick Up Lines
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
Fish Puns
What do you call a fish that floats on the surface?
Bob.
Dolphin Puns
What separates humans from dolphins?
The surface of the water.
Kitchen Puns
Anybody who can complete tasks atop the surface of their lower kitchen cabinets is...
counter productive.