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Spots Jokes

Toilet Puns
When a guy sees another guy at a urinal and makes sure to go two spots away, it's called "social pisstancing".
Panda Puns
What’s black and white with red spots?
A panda with the measles.
Medieval Puns
Medieval castles would have been great hangout spots in modern times because they had a great knight life!
Dog Puns
Why did the Dalmatian have to go to the eye doctor?
He kept seeing spots.
Funny Aging Quotes
"When you’re older, Friday means less parking spots." - Larry David
One Liners and Short Jokes
A man goes to the eye doctor.
He sits down and the receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?" to which the man replies, "No, just spots."
Frog Puns
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.