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Spice Jokes

Spice Puns
So I was cleaning my spice cabinet...
and now I have a lot of thyme on my hands!
I switched labels in my wife's spice cabinet.
She hasn't noticed, but the thyme is cumin.
I asked the Korean grocer for something to spice up my meals, but I think I got a raw dill.
What do you get when you spice up date night? Netflix and Chilis.
Who did the Caribbean jerk fall in love with? The Spice Girl next door.
What does a good spice rack help you win? The Hunger Games.
Food puns
My girlfriend was seasoning the soup. I asked, "What spice is that?", and she replied "Sage".
I said, "Sounds wise".
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Hiking Pick Up Lines
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Mexican Pick Up Lines
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
Food Pick Up Lines
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.