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Snap Jokes

Crab Puns
How does a crab go when it's right?
"Aw, snap!"
Rock Puns
What did the bartender say when he saw oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous enter his barroom? OH SnaP!
Football Puns
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
I made a snap decision to watch football today
Theater Puns
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
Pea Puns
My mum made a chocolate bar out of peas. I asked if she could snap a peas off for me.
Funny Limericks
There once was a man from the Wold
Who loved drinking beer icy cold.
As he reached for his cup,
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!
Oooh, snap! You've been limerickrolled!